You think you have thick thighs, till you’re sitting next to your man (who has 150+ pounds on you) on Big Thunder Mountain Railroad and the lap bar, that you’re supposed to pull down till it’s snug is like a freaking foot away from your thighs. 

Back story: I grew up at the Magic Kingdom. Well not really, my aunt, who we lived with, worked at Disney, that was my favorite park and “spontaneous” Disney days weren’t terribly uncommon.

I remembered Big Thunder Mountain Railroad as a ride that we considered a “safe” roller coaster other words a kiddie coaster.  Basically a fast car ride. So I wasn’t making a big deal about us going on a “rollercoaster”.

I wish I had mentioned that we were about to go on a rollercoaster to Dom.

We get in the train cart, me on the left.

Picture this:

I climb in have a seat and slide to the left, Dom gets in, as I’m securing my cell and glasses in the pouch designed for that,  I instruct Dom to do the same.  Does he listen, no!

He’s taking he’s sweet ass time with his glasses!  It’s not until he realizes we’re on a rollercoaster, that he knew he should have listened to his wife.

‘TICK, TICk, TICK’ that sound coasters make, as they take the intentional climb, “This a coaster?”. My heart broke.  “My glasses aren’t away”. My wallet ached.

He got his glasses away safely in the pouch before we reached the first dip, and he’s telling me how he wasn’t made for rollercoasters, my heart was breaking, I didn’t mean to deceive him. On the app it clearly stated “THRILL ride with small drops”, I should have told him, I’ll hold on to his hand, that has a death grip on the lap bar.

Rollercoaster starts, we hit a dip and turn, my booty lifts, I think  “didn’t they say to make sure the lap bar is secure on your thighs?” There’s like a fuckin foot between me and the bar!  I’m going to fly out!  Fuck comforting Dom, thick thighs save lives. It’s time you find a way to brace yourself and hold on for dear life.’ I’ll also join Dom and talk shit!  He was screaming “I ain’t built for this!” I tried to order the ride to stop, saying I was DONE and Dom said I said  “never” again, I’ve said that before after I rode Mikado, and almost died ALONE. https://adaywithnina.com/?p=201

Celebration recap

Surprise birthday pizza party Friday night was a success.  Nobody is coming to your surprises party….. then knock, knock, knock.

Magic Kingdom Saturday

*Sippped a strawberry Root Beer float (yum) while we watched the parade.

*Explored, and lined up passes for rides

*jammed out with the Country Bear Jamboree (pictured on IG)

*Almost died on Big Thunder Mountain

*Tried to calm our nerves on It’s a Small World.  Dom enjoyed it, as you can tell from the pictures.  (IG)

*Dom’s phone died, it was dark, my phone was low, we need the map to find the car! 

*I got flustured and was hungry, about to turn hangry, and we left before fireworks!

We’ll not really. We made a decision to leave the park before we magically dropped a buck on dinner. 

I had enough juice (in my phone) for a photo shoot in front of the castle that was dressed up for Christmas it was beautiful, I tried to be cute …… Dom said I was moving too much……note to self ~ we need to work on that, birthday is in 2 months.

I’ve put in my celebration request: I want a “night on the town”, you know a reason to get fancy.  So, I’m thinking I need to work on my angles 😁