January, Friday 13th: Yuengling Center- Katt Williams ’23 And Me’.
We’re spending the weekend in Springhill. My original intention of staying just Friday quickly changed into a weekend getaway when I found an AirBnB with a shower that deserves an extra night stay.
Have you ever seen a jet tub in a shower? Neither have I, till this AirBnB. Only if climbing out of the tub and walking out of a wet shower weren’t so risky and so much work, wish I thought this through.
Now it’s Saturday morning and it’s in the fucking 40s!
Tonight we’re going on a date.
Before I start discussing today’s plans, let me tell you about the routines that stood out in my our minds and the conversations they brought up.
I’m terrible, I don’t remember which comedian said what.
I know someone had a routine with dancing/humping in reference to how young females expect you to “fuck” them to a Cardi B beat compared to a grown woman who want you to make love to them to King George.
This gave us an extra giggle cause King George is actually our current “baby making” Spotify station.
Not saying the playlist I made doesn’t have CardiB, but if Dom is feeling some type of way, he knows to tell Google to play some old school RnB.
The other one that made me want to ‘say something ‘, some nigga was talkin ’bout “proper” feminine hygiene. He was saying the proper way to clean your “pussy is with a wash cloth AND sented soap, and that’s how you keeping it fresh.”
I was over there thinking ‘that’s how you throw off your ph balance, and get a yeast infection. No wonder you’re encountering stank pussies’. Dom was thinking ‘my wife does non of that! And she’s always fresh.’
Sensitive feminine soap, on your hand, not too much, rinse thoroughly and air dry (wrap a towel around you, don’t get personal with the towel) wear cotton underwear (especially to bed, if you can’t go camando)
Oh yea, before the shows, we parked at a CVS and Uber. It’s more convenient and we save the parking money.
Back to freezing Saturday……
Date “night”, we were back by 6, before the temperature dropped.
We went to a sports bar and sat at a pool table. I walked in had a double shot of Ctown, then walked my happy ass to the car.